This is how it all started...

This is the beginning of Ze Frank.

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In March of 2001, Ze Frank created a small Flash Website called 'How to Dance Properly.' On a Thursday evening he sent it out to 17 friends as part of a birthday invitation. By the following Monday over a million people were visiting the site each day. Over the next four years, Ze Frank created a large, ad-free, personal online space called zefrank.com as a vehicle to interact with his spontaneous online audience. The site is a collection of games, toys, writings, short films and collaborative spaces that encourage creative participation from its users.
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Luxury Cars

Ok, so NYC was simply awesome!

& The Gates were amazing!
As soon as I get my pictures up I will post My Adventures in Gate Land.

But for now I must tell you about my car sightings in the city. I saw one, count them, one and only one H2.

--- It is important to specify here that Michael and did a hell of a lot of walking... on Friday, after walking all through central park we walked over 70 blocks to Blue Chili (Pan-Asian & Pacific Rim, Sushi/251 W 51st St, New York 10019) Still no nasty, retarded H2's. ---

However, as soon as I crossed the border into Jersey I saw no less than 7. And at the Ikea there were atleast 5 more.
Who would have thunk it?

My coolest car sighting was a VW Phaeton.
Although it kinda sucked as it was some old lady in the back seat being chauffeured...
Who would buy such a cool car only to have someone else drive it?
That would be like buying a Lotus only to sit in the passenger seat.

But of course, for you auto-philes out there, Luxury does not come anymore standard than this.

Jet Set Go Central Park

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Originally uploaded by accomplice.

Christ & Jeanne-Claude's newest exhibit. I have never seen any of their other work.

Michael kinda pulled this trip out of thin air. And I love him for that.

Check it out:
Even the mayor got into the act.

How many Hasselhoff does it take to fill a room?

Realizing that this request is a definite 'above and beyond' any call of duty... that if I were to be Commander in Chief there would be hearings...

Here it is.
Help if you can.
Mock if you want.
Wait for the laugh... it will be worth it.

I need a good head shot of Hasselhoff, something that can be printed on an 8.5 x 11.

Questions should be asked.
Answers will be given... I can promise, if you all do your job well...
Good answers.
And, at last proof that fun can be had with complete strangers in the south.

For Love or Money

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Originally uploaded by accomplice.

I don't know who said it, but it stands to reason that they had neither; love nor money.

But for the rest of us, who mostly have atleast one or the other, there is IKEA making it easy to make peace with our Jones's.

Well, sort of.

Hasselhoff

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Originally uploaded by accomplice.

This deserves a HELL YAH!

It will get worse before it gets better.

Just like all things, this blog will get much worse before it gets better.

This shall serve as your warning.

This blog is about to change dramatically.
*All the words "about", "change", and "dramatically" are relative to my own sense of urgency and may not reflect anyone else's ideals.
Although it may be more accurate to depict the changes as "probable" it is my hope that my enthusiasm not be deferred by the pre-assumed notions of reality maliciously thrust down our throats by those who would squelch the flames of progress....