How many Hasselhoff does it take to fill a room?

Realizing that this request is a definite 'above and beyond' any call of duty... that if I were to be Commander in Chief there would be hearings...

Here it is.
Help if you can.
Mock if you want.
Wait for the laugh... it will be worth it.

I need a good head shot of Hasselhoff, something that can be printed on an 8.5 x 11.

Questions should be asked.
Answers will be given... I can promise, if you all do your job well...
Good answers.
And, at last proof that fun can be had with complete strangers in the south.