SF for my B-Day?!

Ok, so for those in the know... It is totally going to f'n happen... well maybe.
My thoughts are as follows:

1. Miguel and I become homeless on the 31st (great way to start the new year)
• I turned in my 30 day notice today on both my office and home.
• Holy shit I have soooooooooooooo much packing to do!
• Holy F'n Shit F*ck- moving is F'n expensive.
  
• F!
2. After 2 days of driving through bumb F' with Bobert, we will no longer desire to stop and "see america." We'll be full enough on that bad crack.
   
• Bobert is 19... and a cat.
  
• F! We are driving across country with an old, cranky cat (think cranky like PeiMei from Kill Bill)
  
• In the good news category... our little diesel that is our car gets great f'n milage.
  
3. So the f'n reality of this little haphazard trip de la sunshine... is this:
   
• I may end up in SF for my F'n B-Day!!!!!!
  
• And it's an F'n Friday as well............ What fun!

Hmmmm. What a nice B-Day present that would be.....